i told you to stay away from the god damn microwave you fucking B O N E H E A D
id charge you for the repairs but this isnt the first time shit like this happened
youre very lucky my ribs bend spacetime
alright kid tickle my rib and lets forget about this
cmon dont be shy i polish them pretty much daily
and my doctor said theyre solid af cuz of all the calcium i have
you wont regret it i promise ok just tickle them and thats it
you better do it or else your ribs are going to be whats being bent in a minute